Archive for April, 2008

A Bug’s Life

Saturday, April 26th, 2008

Last year, I went to Stanford’s campus with Liz’s parents and a family friend, just to walk around and see the school. While we were there, we had to dodge a handful of particularly wooly inchworms hanging from the campus trees. They seemed to be all over. One of them even hitched a ride on my shoulder as we walked into Liz’s building and into her lab.

A week or so later, Liz and I went to the art museum on campus, and it was like a minefield: you couldn’t walk anywhere without having to dodge hundreds of silken strands, each with a wooly inchworm at the end. It was almost scary. We saw them on the surfaces of every sidewalk, and they were absolutely wall-to-wall in the shade. There are waist-high painted cement pylons at the ends of the pedestrian-only roads, to keep cars out. On the shadow-side of each of these, there were hundreds of these fuzzy worms. Infestation doesn’t begin to describe it.

This past winter, when Liz and I visited my sister in Denver, we drove up to Keystone to go snowboarding. On the way back, my sister pointed out the huge swaths of dying trees on either side of the highway. Apparently, there’s a huge problem that will cause entire populations of this type of tree to die out within the next few years. The cause: beetle kill. All those thousands of trees will be destroyed simply by beetles.

And today, in sharp contrast to last year, I had to dodge dozens of silken strands with inchworms at their ends (not the fuzzy kind). Right outside my house, as I was walking back and forth to my car. This wasn’t a real problem last year, not this far into the hills.

Do the bugs know something we don’t? What’s going on?

Letters From an Affluent Neighborhood: vol. 136

Friday, April 25th, 2008

So I went to an Oral Surgeon’s office today for a consultation today. Need my two remaining wisdom teeth out. While I was talking to the doctor, he said very nonchalantly that I could be asleep for the procedure.

Not interested. Don’t know why, maybe it’s due to a few influential people I’ve had in my life, but I’ve gotten a little squeamish about the concept of “being put under.” Never used to bother me. But, upon learning how much anesthesiologists are paid, and just exactly why they need to know their shit cold, I started thinking I’d rather stay awake thank you very much.

Anyway, I said (as was apropos, very nonchalantly) to the doctor that I’d prefer to remain awake during the extraction. No problem. Good Novocaine, and I’ll be set.

I got to the counter for scheduling, heard the doctor recount to the receptionist that I’d like to forego anesthesia, and she wrote down all the costs so I could see how it would break down. It was close to my $1400 yearly cap (of which insurance pays 80%). She handed me my appointment card with an instruction it, and reminded me not to eat or drink for 6 hours before the appointment. I said, “you mean because of the anesthesia?” She said yes. I told her I’d specified to the doctor that I don’t want to be asleep for the procedure. She re-did all the numbers, and price dropped by one-third.

The thing is, I know receptionists make mistakes all over the country. However, in this area, it’s just far too common that a $500 mistake just wouldn’t get noticed. Because people around here wouldn’t stop to pick it up if they dropped it.

following the pheromone trail

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

About a two weeks ago, I noticed that someone had parallel-parked their Honda Insight in front of the building next to my office, where parking has always been diagonal (like the rest of the neighborhood). Mind you, there are no lines painted on the pavement, but I’ve worked here for a year and it’s always been diagonal parking.

Here it is, two weeks later, and every single day there has been a handful more cars that have also decided to parallel park, thereby taking up at least two spaces each. I don’t know if these people are just showing up in the wee hours of the morning when no one’s around, and just deciding to park as the other long-term cars had parked…but I really would think that, in a neighborhood like this, enough of the cars would be “locals” that the original trend would snap back into place. Besides, the street is freakishly wide when there aren’t diagonally-parked cars on this side.

Yesterday, in the green zone (12-minute parking) right outside our front door, I saw a minivan parallel parked amidst a sea of diagonally parked vehicles. I’ve seen this minivan hundreds of times. There’s an old hispanic dude who’s always sitting in the driver’s seat, always in the green zone, every morning. I’d always assumed his wife was down the street returning their recyclables or something. But this dude, who clearly knows the drill, comes in and takes up three parking spaces with his parallel-parked van.

There are no signs. There are no placards. There are no notices that parking rules are changing. As far as I can tell, one outsider came here and parallel parked in the wee hours of the morning when nobody was around, and left his car there for a day or two. And others followed his lead because there weren’t any lines on the road.

We are ants. And we’re lost without guidance.
Too bad the parking situation already sucked ass before this started.

breeding disinterest

Friday, April 18th, 2008

Facebook and MySpace are breeding disinterest, at least for me. Various other sites do it, and what they all do is pretty obvious and easily ignored…I just get sick of being bombarded, so I stop looking in those places.

I’m mostly talking about the “You have 1 Secret Admirer” type of bullshit that appears on nine out of ten pages on Facebook and MySpace. The latest one blends in perfectly with the rest of my stuff, no indication that it’s just bullshit linkbait, and it reads “You’ve received new posts from your friends. Click here to view your unread posts.” I mean, I understand bombardment has been a fact of the advertising world for time immemorial, but for the most part, it didn’t pretend to be something that it wasn’t. These days, companies and advertising agencies are trying everything they can think of to dupe you into clicking their links and adding their applications. It’s not a new problem, but jumpin’ jesus on a pogo stick I’m getting tired of having to avoid the disguised landmines.

I don’t have much more to say, I just wanted to bitch. I go to a site to read things about my friends and exchange little notes with them. I can deal with advertisements, but I really don’t want to have to always be on my guard to make sure the data I’m seeing is valid.

Damn, that’s impressive

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

I sent a brief email this morning to the fine folks at WNYC.org, asking them to considering changing the format of their podcast of the Brian Lehrer Show. See, they recently changed the podcast format from one 20-30 minute segment of the show (only a portion), to six separate segments totaling about two hours (the whole show).

Multi-segment podcasts tend to get unwieldy: in order to play them all in a row, you can’t just sync them to your iPod. They’ll stop between each track, and you’ll have to find the next one to start it playing…not safe behavior while driving. It’s possible to get around that by organizing a playlist of the episodes you want, prior to syncing your device…but that takes time, and it has the downside that each of those tracks can now be included in your music rotation if you put your device on shuffle. There are a few other reasons why the small segments get prohibitively more annoying to work with (if time is hard to come by, as is true of many folks), and that’s kinda why I haven’t listened to the Brian Lehrer Show in a week or so.

Anyway, I sent the email kindly asking if they’d consider larger podcast episodes, and I received this email from the WNYC Program Director about 4 hours later:

Dear Jim,

Just wanted to let you know that we got your note about the Lehrer show podcasts and are investigating with iTunes. We agree—it would be a good solution.

So stay tuned, and thanks very much for writing,

Chris

I’d say that’s cool as shit. Nice to know they’re not only open to suggestion, but also very nice about responding to requests!

Pump Up the Volume

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

where startups go to die

Friday, April 11th, 2008

I’m currently working on a re-vamp for the website of a company that was bought by Verisign in 2006, and they’re apparently spinning it back out into its own entity. And I can’t get the phrase “chewed up and spit out” out of my head. I feel kinda bad for the people involved.