A few weeks ago, Liz did a “hey, guess what?” on me. Turns out, it’s in the news: after 21 years of marriage, Spiderman (Peter Parker) and MaryJane (Watson) Parker’s marriage is ending. To which I said “Dude. No freakin’ way was their wedding 21 years ago. I have that issue, I bought it new. And I didn’t even start reading Spiderman until like…”
And of course, her response was…”Yeah?”
And my response was…
“Oh god…”
Since that day, I’ve felt…old.