I found myself wondering, today…. With all those research studies about fat people begetting fat people, and other such stupid shit you’d see on MSNBC, here’s a study I want to see:
I want scientists and research analysts to tell me, with facts, control groups and standard deviations from the mean…how much more likely it is that children will grow up to be complete fucking imbiciles and burdens on society if their parents allowed them to apply entire sheets of stickers to the inside of the rear windows of the family car.