Just saw this dude driving like 80 mph through the neighborhood where I work. Forget schoolkids, I’d be more worried about the blank-eyed Asian drivers I see hovering at 1 mph or so, with no clear indication as to when they’ll be darting across several lanes for no apparent reason. I see it every day.
Bad drivers are the spice of life my friend. An extremely irritating spice that you want to monkey-stomp into the nearest curb.
Asian drivers? Please. If you ever see the combination of an Asian driver behind the wheel of a minivan, you’d better pull the fuck over and wait it out. If fate doesn’t have you saving your life by this action, then you’re certainly saving yourself a migrane.