Archive for January, 2007

Memory

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

As I get older, it’s become more and more apparent that my memory is failing. Short-term and long-term. This is not a new problem, as it’s been going on for years…even in my early 20s, I was having trouble remembering the most basic of events, people and milestones. At one point back then, I began attributing it to specific things. Like the fact that I had thrown away most of my childhood keepsakes when I was asked to clean out my old room (after I had gone to college). I thought perhaps since I didn’t have any constant reminders of my past, that I was doomed to slowly forget it.

It doesn’t matter how it’s happening, it just plain sucks. I’d like to find a way to improve my memory.

But from time to time (getting more frequent lately), I’ll get a total non-sequitur flashback. Maybe I’ll be washing the dishes, and think of that girl I had two dates with back in college. Or brushing my teeth, and suddenly recall the one fistfight I had in middle school.

I guess today I’ll outline the memory I had while getting out of bed. If I had started typing it out right then and there, I’m sure I’d have remembered more details, but it’s slowly fading as time passes.

When I was in middle school, I spent a great deal of time with my friend Maria. She was really fun, outgoing, and introduced me to all kinds of people, most of whom were right in the middle of a rebellion against their parents. Some of them were the types that I knew would someday go bad, or at least wouldn’t really make much of themselves…but I didn’t really have a problem with that, and they were good friends for the time. Enter Jerry. He had long-ish hair, messed up teeth, looked kinda goofy, and was a bit of a scrapper (prolly got beat up by his older brothers a few times). I could tell if someone pissed him off, he’d make them hurt. But being the guy I am, he and I quickly became friends, and hung out a good bit. Not best friends, and honestly I never saw him unless we were both hanging out at Maria’s house (or around the neighborhood), but he was ok in my book, and I was ok in his.

Years later (and THIS is the memory I had this morning that kicked it off), when I was in college, I ran into a few old friends from high school (girls I hadn’t known terribly well), and my friend Jason and I decided to go hang out with them at Breitbeck Park on that warm summer night. The park is basically a big grass area right on the shore of Lake Ontario, and there’s a big paved figure-8/circle around the perimeter so you could walk or rollerblade. Jason and I had our skates slung over our shoulders, as we’d been doing some stunt skating earlier, and wanted to show off for the girls. Next to the park, not far from the shore, is a big parking lot where the weekend walkers usually park, but that night there was only one car. A big old beat-up Buick with a bunch of going-nowhere types leaning against it and smoking their butts.

Jason and I were walking along with the girls, talkin’ about god knows what, when the dudes at the car started getting a little louder, and we noticed they were sending their comments in our direction. For a few minutes, J and I just kept alert and kept to ourselves, just making sure we were paying attention. But at one point, Jason heard something he didn’t like, said something in return, loud enough for them to hear, and we saw the whole pack of thugs move in response to this. The trunk of the car was opened, and baseball bats appeared as the guys started moving toward us.

I told the girls to stay put (at this point we were safely far away from the thugs and their car), and J and I started off toward the guys…fully aware we were about to get a beatdown, cause there ain’t no way we’re gonna compete with baseball bats. I honestly started fearing for my life, but what the fuck was I gonna do, run away? Then what would happen to the girls? Fuck it, I’m going in.

But as we got to the center of the grass, and the thugs were getting closer, I told Jason to back off. I had seen a familiar face.

“Jerry?” I asked. One of the first dudes to reach us (with no baseball bat in his hands) had looked very familiar, and only upon seeing him up close did I recognize him. And I firmly believed it was an act of god that I even remembered his name. When I first saw and recognized him, I had a minor panic attack at the thought that maybe I wouldn’t remember the name…which wouldn’t have been good.

“Jim?” he asked. “Uh…what’s up? HEY GUYS. Hang on. These guys are ok. Let’s go. No, seriously, LET’S GO. I’ll see ya man.”

And we went back to the girls.

I have no idea how I didn’t get laid that night. Beats the fuck outta me.

It’s kinda hard to give up a job like this…

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

So I work at the Apple Store as a Mac Specialist. That means I’m a salesman. Don’t really like working retail, but as sales jobs go, this one’s kinda enjoyable. And I’m really good at customer service, so they just offered me a promotion to the position of “Creative.” The Creative position is basically that of a tutor. The store employs a certain number of folks who are trained in the use of common “pro” applications and of course the basic apps that come on the computers…and those folks (myself included) are there to teach you how your shit works. Pretty cool of them, I’d say.

So anyway, I just got offered the promotion, which takes effect at the beginning of Q2 (April 16). Hard to pass up, but hopefully by that time I’ll be making gobs better money as a professional web developer (full-time gig would be nice, but freelance is ok too). As of now, I’m already lowering my hours at the store to make time for my current freelance workload.

But.

Today I bought a Wacom drawing tablet that was removed from the sales floor (demo held for sale).
It’s normally $329.95
I got it for $79.95, and it came with the standard warranty.

Fuck yeah.

Anyway, yeah, getting more than 75% off of such a high-ticket item is pretty fuckin’ good. I’m giddy as a schoolgirl. And when I end up getting a new computer (which I’d like to do soon), it’ll be discounted pretty heavily too (although there’s no way in hell it’ll be 75% off). So yeah, it’s kinda hard to let a job with such nice perks go…but maybe once I’ve got an iPhone, I’ll be able to move on.

Anyone reading this who’s a graphic designer (or similar digital artist), do yourself a favor and call your local Apple Store to see if they have any DEMO Wacom tablets available for “Refresh” sale. Not all Apple Stores actually do sell “demo/refresh” items to the public, so you may strike out…but you may get lucky! I know the downtown San Fran store DOES do it, but you also have to get to it before the employees do. Best of luck!

Children in thongs

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

Yeah, one of those pre-pubescent girls who comes into the Apple Store with her friends to take stupid pictures of themselves with the computers’ built-in cameras…was wearing a thong. The fucking girl couldn’t have been older than 12.

What. The. Fuck.

To my future daughter: “Wait till I’m dead, ok? As a tiny little nod of respect? Thanks.”

Brush. Rinse. Floss. Rinse. Listerine.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

I work in retail, and I encounter all types of folks when I’m selling shit. Some folks are fun, some folks aren’t, and some folks downright stink. But there’s a difference between “stink” and “smells of death.”

Gum disease has a very specific smell to it. When you’re talking to someone who has gum disease, you’ll know it. Doesn’t matter where you’re from, it’ll smell the same as the dude down the street with gum disease. It’s disgusting, and it’s bothersome.

Not terribly long after starting this job, I beefed up my oral hygiene regimen. Yes, it’s connected. I mean, I know I have kickin’ breath sometimes, and that coffee is the work of the devil. But I generally didn’t floss ’til now, and I wasn’t a fan of listerine either. I am now. Lesson learned. I know this is gross, but that first time I flossed after hot having done so for a long time, I flossed between my wisdom tooth and last molar, and then smelled the floss. And I smelled that smell. And I’ve been flossing like a mad fiend ever since.

It makes a difference, and it’s not worth skipping it. Here’s why:

Liz read me a statistic tonight that stated the following: men with periodontal disease generally have a 30% higher CRP level (an indicator of the general level of inflammation in your body) in their bloodstream, and have a 63% higher risk of developing pancreatic cancer. And if you’re a non-smoker, your risk is even greater.

Brush your fucking teeth. Tell everyone you know. Get the word out. If for no other reason, do it for the retail lackeys like myself who have to smell your kickin’ breath every day. It’s depressing. You could be the greatest person in the world, but if you smell like death, I want to get away from you asap.

Happy birthday, dad.

Sunday, January 7th, 2007

Not much more to say than that. Liz had the idea to watch It’s a Wonderful Life (introduced to the world on 1/7/47, just like my dad), but it was a little too late once I’d gotten out of work, we’d had dinner, and all else was done. Oh well.

Happy 60th, dad, I wish you’d lived to see it. I love you and I miss you.