I drove through the town of Lodi this morning. I saw a sign that said “GARG.” As I got closer, I realized there was another A and an E in there, very skinny, added after the fact: GARAGE. More skinny letters, underneath this first word, declared “SALE.”
A wife tells her husband (or vice versa) to please make a sign for today’s garage sale. The spouse in question goes away, and comes back with a wooden board with the word “GARG” on it.
These are the people who still want to vote for George W. Bush after seeing the presidential debate. And I think they should all be put down.