I know, I know, it seems that a guy who does a motor swap on his car, ON HIS OWN, would not get too excited when he gets another running after it wouldn’t start for two days, but I AM!
The car stalled out a few days ago after running like crap for a few hours (it had done this before, stalling out at stoplights). I couldn’t get it started, and I freaked out because it’s an old car, and I haven’t a clue how to fix it…it’s a totally new thing to me to not be able to run computer diagnostics on the car. It’s a 1968 BMW. They didn’t have that back then.
Anyway, I replaced the distributor cap and rotor just a few hours before it quit, so I know those are good. I thought it was outta gas, so I put another few gallons in the tank. That didn’t fix it. I looked at the fuel filter under the hood, and it had gas in it. I opened the carburetor and looked down in while pushing the throttle. The gas squirted. I had fuel, I had air…but I must not have any spark. But maybe I flooded it.
Take out the spark plugs, they are dry. Hold a spark plug up to the valve cover while Liz turns the key…no spark. Hold the coil wire up…no spark. Go to the store and buy points…they are the wrong kind. Go to another store to get points…they are the wrong kind too. Go home and file and gap my old points…still no spark. That should have fixed it, and it should have run, if rough. But then there’s the condenser…
My dad came down yesterday to help me figure it out, since I haven’t a clue how to use a multimeter to test voltages and crap. Imagine that: an electrician’s son who doesn’t know shit about electricity. Go figure. Anyway, he tested all the voltages, and it seemed like everything was in order, but we weren’t too sure about the condenser. And every friggin parts store around couldn’t get them sooner than Tuesday.
Well, today I asked Al to let me take my lunch break a few hours early, so I could ride my bike downtown and go to AJ Foreign Auto as a last-ditch attempt. They had points and a condenser in stock, and they were miraculously the right ones. Anyway, I get them and ride my bike home (here’s hoping it starts, since my legs are starting to burn), and pop the hood.
Just as I’m finishing up putting the new points in and gapping them, I see sparks flying at the end of my screwdriver. GOOD SIGN. Now DON’T GET KILLED! I put it all back together, get in the car, press the gas, turn the key…it doesn’t start. FUCK!
I go back to get my tools out from under the hood, and my distributor rotor is just sitting on the windshield wiper. Duh. I take off the cap, put in the rotor, put it back together, close the hood, get in, turn the key, it starts right up, better than new.
Christ.